(To the tune of “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-lot)
I like great caps and I cannot lie
You headgear lovers can't deny
That when your bae walks in with a Stiksen on their head
Makes your pulse race, face go red
You're turned on, want to pull up tough
'Cause you noticed their head was stuffed
Deep in the cap they're wearing
You're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby, wanna touch your hat more
See it dropped on my floor.
My best friends tried to warn me
But that cap you got makes (me, me so horny)
Ooh, merino wonder,
You say you want to be on my head?
I'll wear you, share you
'Cause less worthy hats wont' dare to
be seen with me dancin'
Make me want romancin'
You're neat, sweet
And wearing you's such a treat.
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' crap caps are the thing
Take a genuine hat lover and ask 'em that
Can't beat a Stiksen cap
So, brothers (yeah) sisters (yeah)
Has your cap got a Stiksen badge? (Hell yeah)
Then you wear it (wear it) wear it (wear it)
Don that awesome hat
Baby got cap